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Sometimes you have to shut the door on old loves in order to become truly close to a new one

guy:

LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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Will you.. Yes!

You didn’t even let me.. Yes!

Marry me? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! YES

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

escapus:

From the book looking for Alaska

escapus:

From the book looking for Alaska

photographyofdavidhanjani:

Rain In New York. Photo By David Hanjani

photographyofdavidhanjani:

Rain In New York. Photo By David Hanjani