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Sometimes you have to shut the door on old loves in order to become truly close to a new one

bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

Anonymous said: I got drunk recently and I stepped near my laptop and I cried for half an hour thinking it was broken and gone forever so my best friend she just kissed me and gave me more alcohol and in the morning I found my laptop was ok and also I think im gay

earthdad:

this was an adventure from beginning to end

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

my0wncatastrophe:

To this stunning lady, sweet-expedition. You’re my favorite person on the earth and one of my closest friends. Thank you for always reminding me how to always be positive.

Oh my goodness, I love you so So so SO much Hollie Babe. 💕💓💓💞💕💗💓💞💕💞💓💓💞💓💕💖💖💓😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THANK YOU FOR THIS.

my0wncatastrophe:

To this stunning lady, sweet-expedition. You’re my favorite person on the earth and one of my closest friends. Thank you for always reminding me how to always be positive.

Oh my goodness, I love you so So so SO much Hollie Babe. 💕💓💓💞💕💗💓💞💕💞💓💓💞💓💕💖💖💓😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THANK YOU FOR THIS.

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.