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Sometimes you have to shut the door on old loves in order to become truly close to a new one


young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care


16:20 I’m on military time but I still blaze it


The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x


Celebrity childhood friends


*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*


when someone younger than you disrespects you





i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.


do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point